The frog princess
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog...
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Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard him saying: “One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two. Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four. Three and three, the...
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A mathematician and a engineer agree to a psychological experiment. The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and a beautiful naked woman is placed on a bed at the other end of the...
View ArticleA stress analysis of a strapless evening gown
Effective as the strapless evening gown is in attracting attention, it presents tremendous engineering problems to the structual engineer. He is faced with the problem of designing a dress which...
View ArticleMathematical limericks, vol. 6
Dirty limericks! Let the reader beware! A mathematician called Able, Made love to a young girl called Mabel, They hadn’t a bed, So made use instead Of an old mathematical table. A mathematician called...
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